Threadbanger-- Funny FREE knits and crochet patterns

I had to share these when I found them.
 
You have just got to see these to believe it. I laughed. Which do you like best? I'm trying to decide between the crochet thong, the shark hat, or the adorable toilet paper.
 
 
Just click on the words in brownish-orange to be taken to the patterns.
 

Lena Austin

http://www.LenaAustin.com

http://depravedduchess.blogspot.com

 

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